funniest christmas poems
Rise Of The Hoarder
by Magecrafter
On Christmas day, seemingly overnight, God summoned everyone on Earth, giving every single person a 'Gift' along with a System.These Gifts, synonimous with special abilities granted people powers beyond comprehension.However, with these abilities came tragedy that enveloped the world. The Apocalypse!Jeremy Lewis, a reclusive loner, is mysteriously exempt from this phenomenon and finds himself being the only one without a Gift.God decides to grant him the last Gift available, [Subspace], and forc…
Hello, Mr Li: THE CHRISTMAS TRIP
by ThatAmazingGirl
Every year, the whole family went on a two-weeks vacation during Christmas, where they celebrated wedding anniversaries, a birthday, and the memory of the late Madam Li Sun. This year, they had chosen a special place for their vacation and the couples seemed especially happy. But what happens to the single people? Li Hoy— who prefers to work rather than go on dates— Your typical CEO who runs G–GLOBAL ENTERTAINMENT.Luo Joreen— a successful actress and model under G–GLOBAL who is looking forward t…
Mr. CEO's Ex-Wife: A Cunning Comeback
by AnnaShannel_Lin
“Chantelle Bently, you’re a murderer! Why are you still alive? You should have been the one to die!”Daniel shoved her away furiously, his face as dark and empty as the black suit he wore.Chantelle was caught off guard and lost her balance, falling hard onto her pregnant belly. The pain was unbearable, and she cried out as her body trembled.Chantelle shook her head desperately. “I told you, it wasn’t me! It was Kate!”In a trembling voice, she pleaded, “Daniel, how many times do I have to say this…
Primordial Vampire God System
by SleepDeprivedSloth
UPDATE: I WILL START THIS ONCE MY OTHER BOOK, SHGS (SUPREME HAREM GOD SYSTEM) ENDS SINCE BOTH BOOKS HAVE THE SAME WORLD AND I DO NOT WANT CLASHES. --------"Have you heard about the rumour?" "What rumour?" "They say that there's a Vampire on the loose, he's out there killing humans mercilessly" "Hahahaha! That's the funniest joke I ever heard! Vampires? Those Slaves? Hahaha!" "Yeah, I feel the same! I think someone just started this rumour as a joke! Hahaha! How can those weaklings kill us, human…
Hello, Mr Li
by ThatAmazingGirl
"You're crazy. But I love you" He said to her.**She swore to never have anything to do with Socialites again. They were all backstabbing bastards and womanizers. She also found it difficult to believe that anyone was actually going to love her for who she truly was...Well, until Muchen came into the picture. He got attracted to her the very first time he saw her two years ago. It was the first time he saw a girl looking like a gangster. She had even beat up his cousin's bodyguards in front of hi…
Attack of the Lewd Monster Harem
by HaremKing777
On Vacation till January 1st 2025. Have a Merry Christmas everyone!James Keller is summoned to an alternate Earth where a rift opened allowing nightmarish creatures to roam free. Ninety-nine percent of all men have been killed fighting these beasts leaving behind millions of women and children. Large walls made of iron or stone have been erected around each of the twelve remaining kingdoms. These walls have lasted for decades against even the toughest monsters. In this new world men have now bec…
I Want To Move In Next Door
by Ye Fei Ye
After marriage—On Valentine's Day, Han Jingnian asked, "How are we spending today?"Wrapped up in her blanket and close to falling asleep, Xia Wan'an mumbled, "Sleep."On Christmas Day, Han Jingnian asked, "How are we spending today?"With her arms around her pillow, Xia Wan'an casually replied, "Sleep."On their wedding anniversary, holding a cup of water, Han Jingnian asked, "How are we spending today?"Cozied up in bed, with sleepy eyes, Xia Wan'an looked at Han Jingnian, wary of the water he migh…
The Alpha's Christmas Mistake
by Moses_Musa_6722
She was just going to be another night. He was meant to forget about her by morning. But when Christmas magic brings out her real smell, everything changes, and so does his love for her.Ember knew the rules. Alpha Cade never spent more than one night with any woman. But everything changes when her 18th birthday and the pack’s Christmas celebration unlock her true omega scent. Cade becomes obsessed, keeping her close night after night. Just when Ember starts to believe she means something to him…
BIRTH OF THE DEVILISH CEO:SO WHAT IF I'M A LADY?
by Flabbergasted
[Check out my new novel, "MAFIA’S BETRAYED BRIDE"]..[WARNING: MATURE CONTENT]She is the baddest woman on the planet. People dare not say her name, due to her ruthless reputation as a CEO for taking down companies with no mercy. She is the most dreaded person in town, no one dares to offend her and go unscathed. Some people call her, "Cold-blooded Witch", while others call her the, "Demoness"." So what if I don't have friends? I have one and I am satisfied with that.""To hell with my extended fam…
The Romantic Cultivator
by Avidfan
The funniest harem cultivation is here! (No NTR)Visit the Wikia link: https://the-romantic-cultivator.fandom.com/wiki/Ji_YuanSword Saint Ji Yuan, a 'genius' sword cultivator has just breakthrough to the lofty seventh realm saint level after a period of 100 years. When he returns to his celestial clan where he was once the sect leader, he has found out that many things have changed.The worst thing had happened to him; he had lost his beautiful beard and in the Desolate Celestial Fraternity, a bea…
All I want for Christmas...
by SUPER_WEIRDO
>>Before you read further, this is a dark reverse harem R-18 novel.>Imagine dying. Not naturally or anything but because a male like you, and you just wanted to experience life. The first is so traumatic to you that it is vague, while the second.... ahh...that one you didn't have a body left.In the third life, you somehow became a mother, have four husbands from the beginning, and later realised the world you are in you are labeled as a beast, and the other species; humans, elves, and fairies ca…
BRAND NEW WORLD
by Maheza
In 2050, on its fifth anniversary, "The New World Online" game held a special event against the Demon King and his men. The event started on Christmas and ended on New Year's Eve. My friends and I decided to participate in challenging the Demon King. But when I cast my ultimate magic, I was suddenly dazzled by a white light and found myself in the body of my avatar come true. This is the story of my journey in a new world~
Christmas Cove
by Theresa Oliver
Theresa Oliver is an author of clean contemporary romance, clean historical romance, young adult, middle grades, and children's picture books. Theresa is the author of the Christmas Cove series, the Whiskey River Brides series with Hot Tree Publishing, and much more. She lives in Florida with her husband, children, a persnickety cat, and a very bossy dog.In the depths of winter, Christmas calls to weary travelers and leads lonely hearts home.Jocelyn Taylor is no stranger to a weary heart. Having…
Mantan Istri CEO: Sebuah Balas Dendam Cerdik
by AnnaShannel_Lin
“Chantelle Bently, kamu pembunuh! Kenapa kamu masih hidup? Seharusnya kamu yang mati!”Daniel mendorongnya dengan marah, wajahnya sekelam dan hampa seperti jas hitam yang ia kenakan.Chantelle terkejut dan kehilangan keseimbangan, jatuh keras di atas perutnya yang sedang hamil.Rasa sakitnya tak tertahankan, dan dia berteriak sambil tubuhnya gemetar.Chantelle menggeleng-gelengkan kepalanya dengan putus asa. “Aku sudah bilang, itu bukan aku! Itu Kate!”Dengan suara bergetar, dia memohon, “Daniel, ber…
Dawn Of The Freak
by Kandpalbhaskar010
Two bodies one soul, live together, die together. Follow cute Adrian and handsome Elijah on their craziest, funniest, and humor filled love experience. Elijah: 'Puppy eyes' Just one kiss, please.Adrian: 1 Million.Elijah: How about just touching your body all over?Adrian: 5 Million.Elijah: And what about sucking your dick?Adrian: 'Thinking' 10 Million.Elijah: What about fucking?Adrian: 100 Million.Elijah: 'Gulp' Then let's start with fucking?Adrian: 'Nod nod' 100 Million.(You can also read my oth…
Wolf Girl and the Children of the Moon
by Theresa_Oliver
Native American Jessica Chavez just wants to be a normal teenager. But with her father the Chief of the local Ute tribe, this proves difficult. Then Dakota Ouray moves into town, and Jessica’s life is turned upside down... in more ways than she could imagine.Dakota is handsome and mysterious, but there’s also something different about him that she can’t quite place. There are murders happening in town, but only under the full moon. Jessica finds it strange, but quickly brushes it off... until sh…
Rise of the broken Omega
by Christmas_Ustin
After losing everything. Power, life, family and the most precious thing his Virginity. Alsen was kicked out of his family with nothing.With no parents, no home and no roof over his head, Alsen sought to be buried six feet under and wished he could stop living but death seemed to perceive his yearning and flee away from him.He was betrayed by his people. His Alpha boyfriend and his dear Omega white lotus brother. He had no choice but to flee the city wounded and battered with the petty cash he h…
Christmas Orgy
by Eva Hore
When our neighbors, Matt and Jane, invited us to a Christmas party, I jumped at the chance, but my wife, Sally, went along reluctantly. To our surprise, this party turned out to be something entirely different from what we expected.<br><br>Now I'm torn between wondering if I truly know my wife ... and wanting to explore this new avenue in our relationship.<br><br>NOTE: Contains scenes depicting menage (FFFM) sex.
A Prince Charming for Christmas
by Casper Graham
Clement Archibald Felix Leonard Benjamin Constantine is the Crown Prince of Oswington. He also owns Beaumont Department Store, which has multiple locations all over the world. After the betrayal of his ex-boyfriend, he leaves Oswington for several days to take a breather from the paparazzi.<br><br>Kyle Ross Lee is a struggling actor living in New York. He rarely gets any chance to act on stage, so he works at Beaumont Department Store to earn a living. He also takes in review requests from vario…
Gates of the Apocalypse
by HaremKing777
On Vacation till January 1st 2025. Have a Merry Christmas everyone!Gates of the Apocalypse follows George David Carter, an overweight nerd who has always dreamed of escaping reality through video games, is now faced with the apocalypse. Portals open up all over the world and unleash monsters and beings from straight out of a dark fantasy book.This high-octane, pulse pounding book series is filled with incredible action sequences that will leave you on the edge of your seat. It also has a kick as…